The Stigma Of Men’s Underwear

Raise your hand if you’re gay! *insert emoji of man raising hand*

Now that we’ve gotten that little tidbit out of the way, let’s talk about men’s underwear. Over the years it has changed a lot. Once upon a time they basically wrapped themselves up in cotton that covered their entire body, kind of like a mummy. It was completely unattractive and just so unflattering. I wouldn’t touch that would someone else’s penis.

Over the years, it has gotten smaller and smaller until present day, well like the last few decades, we have the thong and jockstrap. Also, the not talked about smaller fetish microwear. As a teenager I fell in love with thongs. They were so freaking comfortable and it felt like heaven was hugging my body in all the right places. It just squeezed me tight and old me everything was okay with my life.

After I discovered my love of underwear that most men didn’t wear, I instantly realized that I was the odd man out. Hearing what other people would say in the dark corners of the world, well not so dark. It was like they stood out in the middle of the street with a bullhorn yelling about how gay and effeminate it was for a man to wear a thong. Well, guess what motherfuckers you’re wrong!

Over the years I learned it had nothing to do with any of that. Though I knew this, it didn’t make me feel any better. People still judged me for my choice of underwear and fetish. They looked down on me like I was less of a man or something. Like my choice in underwear somehow removed my penis from my body. This is something that happens quite often in the good ole US of A. Where everybody has sex, but god forbid you actually talk about it, or even act like it exists.

In other parts of the world, wearing something smaller like a thong, or jock, is much more acceptable. Men wear speedos to the beach, and men also wear thongs to the beach. I, for one, have never seen a man in a thong on the beach here in the United States. Mostly because we are a bunch of puritanical assholes who think we are a bunch of saints.

Slowly people’s minds are changing, and they are becoming more used to men wearing thongs and fetish wear, but it’s not changing fast enough. I still am weary about going out in public in a thong. By public I mean the beach. I wear thongs in public often, under clothes.

So if you are one of those people who wear thong swimsuits, go out and show it off for the world to see. Fuck what everyone thinks. It’s your body, do with it as you please. I know I’m still struggling with it, but one day I will be able to strut on the beach proudly in a sexy thong. Just be who you are and let the rest of the fuckers just disappear, they don’t matter. Go forth my thong lovers.

Maybe I should just move to Europe and wear this!

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Bodyaware Teardrop Mesh Thong

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Okay, so I have to admit, I’m becoming rather obsessed with Body Aware. They have the perfect blend of sexy and functional. It just blends together so well, and I just freaking love them.

With that being said, the teardrop mesh thong is one of my favorite pieces that I have ever purchased. Well, actually, this was a birthday present from my boyfriend, that is love. At first, I wasn’t sure about this one, just based on appearance. I wasn’t quite sure I could pull it off, but I was wrong. It looked freaking great on me, and I loved it! The appearance of the thong is so sensual, sexy, and just flattering all around.

The pouch on the thong is one of the biggest bonuses. It’s a slightly larger pouch, but it snugs everything just right. The fabric allows for some stretch if anything happens to pop up during the day. So whether you are hard or soft, the pouch continues to fit perfectly.

The overall comfort is quite perfect. It’s great for sexy evening, or for all day wear. After just a few moments, I forgot I was wearing anything at all. The thong part isn’t too big, but not a string either. It holds everything in place perfectly, and I could wear it all day and all night. Don’t forget to wash this one by hand, you don’t want the mesh to fall apart in the wash and dry cycle.

I would definitely recommend this one for anyone who is willing to go a little sexy, and loves a good thong! Plus, the whole see through just adds more to the whole package.

Comfort: 5 out of 5.
Appearance: 5 out of 5.
Price: 5 out of 5
Sex Appeal: 5 out of 5.

Straight fives across the board because it’s freaking amazing!

 

BodyAware The Jet Thong

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So, as a side note, I started reviewing underwear because I could never find any sites that would cater to my own personal tastes. Yes, I like trunks and briefs just as much as the next guy, but I like stuff that is outside of the box. Thongs, jocks, fetish wear, and everything else in between, I like that stuff too. So, as I was.

Bodyaware has turned into one of my favorite brands. They have pretty much every type of underwear you can think of. So up next is the Jet Thong. I purchase this because I was looking for a new thong, but something that has a sleeve that was intended specifically for my penis. While a small pouch can be sexy, it’s nice to have a pouch that would grow with my junk as it grew. So thus I came upon this.

I wasn’t sure what to expect because I had never owned a thong with a sleeve before, so I was pleasantly surprised. When I put it on, I instantly found it to be extremely comfortable. The sleeve isn’t extremely long, but the fabric does stretch quite a bit when it is needed to do so. I was also pleasantly surprised at the pouch meant for your testicles. It’s just big enough to hold them without pushing them together and squishing them.

Not to sound horrible, but I couldn’t stop looking at myself in the mirror. I just really liked the way it looked, on me and in general. Which is weird because I wouldn’t normally do that, but with this I couldn’t help myself. So thumbs up on the sexiness of the underwear, two points to the designers.

Comfort is the most important part for me, and it’s definitely comfortable. Not only is this extremely comfortable, but super functional too. It has a nice sleeve for my penis, but also great for wearing nothing, or under clothes. In other words, it’s great for all occasions. The price range is in the 20’s, so it’s a little pricey but not more than other underwear brands.

Comfort: 5 out of 5.
Appearance: 5 out of 5.
Price: 4 out of 5
Sex Appeal: 5 out of 5.

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So, I apparently am not much for practical underwear. So, I decided to try out something really different. Not only is this very different it’s really extreme.

I decided to purchase this because I needed something that would hold my junk in place, and prevent my balls from sticking to my leg. Also, something nice to wear around the house when I wasn’t wearing any clothes. This basically sums up why I decided to make this purchase.

So, first and foremost I think one of the biggest flaws of this product is that it’s a one size fits all type of underwear. So, it only comes in the one size which as you know can cause some problems. Most things that are one size fits all don’t fit me because I’m too skinny for such things. In this case, my penis was a little too big. So, it definitely lacked a little when it came to the comfort aspect.

If you can fit into the package, then it would be much better. It is definitely very nice to look at, and extremely sexy. I mean, look at the picture above, that guy is extremely hot. So, it definitely does well in the look department. When it comes to comfort, it’s not that comfortable. My balls felt kind of crushed in it, and the moment I even remotely started to get an erection, it would tug on everything and even fall off. I’m a man, the whole erection thing is bound to happen.

I wouldn’t recommend this for anyone who is above average in penis size, but if you sit on the average, or below, then it could work great. You definitely would want to manscape before wearing it. It would be great to just relax at home, or for a sexy evening with a partner.

Comfort: 2 out of 5.
Appearance: 5 out of 5.
Price: 4 out of 5
Sex Appeal: 5 out of 5.

Bodyaware Barely There Leggings

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If you’ve never been to Bodyaware’s website, I would definitely recommend them as a brand. They have everything from mild to wild, and every style of underwear you could imagine. So, definitely take the time to check them out.

So, I decided to take a leap and get something that wasn’t even remotely practical. I bought them for the purpose of their look and sex appeal. There was never a chance that I would wear these everywhere outside of my house, but that was perfectly okay.

When I got them, they were exactly as I expected. They were extremely comfortable, and appearance wise, so sexy. They are completely see through and they leave nothing to the imagination. I wouldn’t recommend this for anyone who was a little more shy, unless you want to let out your inner wild side.

Not only are they extremely sexy, they are very comfortable to boot. They let your junk feel the breeze, so to speak, and feel like you aren’t wearing anything at all. I guess, you almost aren’t wearing anything.

Overall, it’s a great pair of pants that are great for lounging around the house, or for a sexy night with your partner. You could wear them with nothing underneath, or add some sexy underwear, like a thong or jock, to take it to the next level. I definitely would recommend this for any one with a taste for erotic wear.

Comfort: 5 out of 5.
Appearance: 5 out of 5.
Price: 4 out of 5
Sex Appeal: 5 out of 5.